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July Foreign Office Dispatch

The United Kingdom

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Monarchy & Lord Reforms finally Pass!

After a long struggle to pass reforms regarding the Monarchy and House of Lords, the House of Commons on the 20th of July 2010 have finally jumped the hurdle for giving power back to the people. Snippets of reforms include; Removing the King's veto; Reducing both Houses to five instead of six seats; giving the popularly elected House of Commons back it's override function and most importantly, the Prime Minister is now equally involved in the Lords appointment process as the King.

What a joy to watch when we finally passed these reforms, the region celebrated and drank till it dropped :)

I welcome you to view our report on this more in-depth Here by our Prime Minister.

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Little late, but he did!

No, i'm just kidding, for over two months now Parliament has been open since the election of Mr Empey. But i'd just like to share in this update our tradition and our many months on continuing it. Parliament is closed 3 days prier to the general elections. The Speaker and Lord Chancellor officially give word of thanks to their chambers and fellow MPs respond respectively. Thereafter parliament officially closes for one week. After the general election period, parliament is re-opened by the King's speech to the public and the naming of his new Lords (confirmed of course by a new parliamentary democratic age) by the House of Commons. Parliament is after his speech re-opened to serve the public.

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Oh no NOT AGAIN! Mr Empey wins a FIFTH TERM!

The longest serving Prime Minister is back and this time you'll be wondering how he did it. With a massive landslide over his opponent Mr Empey is currently serving a two consecutive term which saw previously Mr Empey holding three spread out terms over his four year stunt within the region. Although this is a major triumph for Mr Empey, he has publicly announced he shall not be standing for re-election this term for either Parliament or the Premiership. We wish him the very best when he does step-down from active political duty.

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The British Government, only one slight alteration

We witnessed in the previous term the same Government officials, we witnessed the same level's of efficiency and productivity by these members, now all that's got to be said is that we have only one slight alteration. The continued addition of a Secretary of State for Defence that completely restructured the Ministry of Defence, Mr Michael Juksereen. For over the past few weeks this man has renewed growth, purpose and energy to the office. We are prospering under his reign as Defence Secretary on the battlefield of assisting in military missions across the border. Well done that MAN!

The incumbent Government currently consists of:

Prime Minister: Mr Sir Reg Empey

Deputy Prime Minister: Lord Harold Vorn

Home Secretary: Mr Maxwell Callaway

Defence Secretary: Mr Michael Juksereen

Foreign Secretary: Duke John Franklin

Culture Secretary: Lord Rachel Anumia

Attorney General: Mr Nivogal Auditore di Firenze

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Additional from the Judiciary of the United Kingdom

Recently we have witnessed the international atrocity of a Porn Spammer, the United Kingdom was hut and hut badly by this attack. Fortunately an admin was on scene very quickly to deal with the numerous posts this spammer posted and removed all but one for evidence. The case is as follows;

Court Case: R v. Porn Spammer (Identified name not released within this update)

There is currently an ongoing Court case submitted by the Attorney General to pursue in charging Mr Irishmen with Treason. Last month he openly committed and admitted a very serious crime of document destruction on a forum which does not tolerate anybody deleting anything. The case is at present as follows;

Court Case: R v. South Boston Irishmen

Word is from the Attorney General that these cases will not be aimed for with mercy, but shall be speed rammed with absolute force to convict and punish severely to prove guilt and bring shame on these serious allegations and crimes.

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