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Granted!  You now have amnesia and can't even remember how to tie your shoes.

 

I wish I didn't have problems with dry scalp.

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Granted. Everywhere you go, a little raincloud follows you around. It drips bacon grease and lard onto your head, ensuring that you are always thoroughly moisturized.

 

I wish I had some coffee.

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Granted! You're now a bear, Hurray!!! OWO

 

I wish I could go back to my apartment, I'm tired of being stuck at my parents house... QAQ

(Damn money issues : V)

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Granted!  You go back, but now your parents have money issues and move in with you.

 

I wish I could magically slow down time however and whenever I wanted.

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Granted, but the armchair disintegrates when you sit on it. 

 

I wish for a cake. 

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Granted, but the cake is a plastic model.

 

I wish to travel around the world.

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Granted, you are shot into orbit around Earth with to too little fuel to return. You will travel around the world until you eventually de-orbit as space junk. 

 

I wish I had a million dollars.

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Granted, but the dollar bills are all fakes intended for use on movie sets.

 

I wish that we could grow Chia seeds on Trump's head.

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Granted, however they are poisonous to all opposing him.

 

i wish I owned a turtle colony.

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Granted, but the Turtles have all been cooked into a soup.

 

I wish that it was breakfast time.

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Granted, but now you can't ever get warm again, no matter how hard you try.

 

I wish that Westwind would appear again.

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Granted, but you never get a chance to relax, either.

 

I wish that never had to sleep.

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Granted, but you also are never fully awake.

 

I wish Wi-Fi had unlimited range.

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Granted, but the signal strength is so sub-par that you'd be better off with wired internet.

 

I wish that Equilism had a WA Commendation.

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Granted, but everyone stops playing as a result.

 

i wish backscratchers were JUST a bit longer.

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Granted, but now you will complain that they are too long, and need to be shorter.

 

I wish that humanity could travel amongst the stars.

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Granted, but everyone flies too close and burns to a crisp.

 

i wish fruit came in all colors.

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Granted, but now it loses all that makes it taste good.

 

I wish that the Breakfast Buffett opened earlier.

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