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Ah, but Astarial is not being kept in jail! When faced with the threat of having to jail 915 million Astarialns, Microsoft (and the courts) were perfectly happy to reach a settlement!

*routes the Anthrax to 'Faultia's house disguised as an important senatorial issue*

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Netter Versuch, aber Astarial spricht Deutsch. Und ihre Mutter ist keine Prostituierte.

"moeder is een hoer" was the part that gave it away. The rest was relying on a limited knowledge of German and basically guessing. Entschuldigung!

*squishes Ellezelles' worms*

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Ellezelles, je peux lire francais, mais je ne peux pas parler bien.

*Hands Tse a glass of radioac - beer. That's right, beeeeeer...*

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Does that mean snowmen consist entirely of nothing but their own excrement?

*Decks Eurinaes' Halls*

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*tries to duck...*

"oof!"

*extracts carrot from chest and gets free from the wall. hurls the now very mangled carrot back at astarial followed by a can of peanuts.*

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*ha! now you got yourself, she doesn't bite me, she's quite protective of me even growls to my parents. Sometimes my parents pretend to want to hit me or something, to see how tessa reacts and then she goes and growls at them biggrin.gif.

Pats Tessa on the head and sends an army of pesky neighbourhood kids at Astarial to throw stick m&m's at her.

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*lives in an area with hardly any neighbors and no children whatsoever.*

*brainwashes Tessa so she thinks I am you, then act like you're threatening me*

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"Tessa! cookie!"

*T. hurries of with cookie.*

*Puts Astarial in a chair and forces her to listen to mindnumbing trance music non-stop*

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