Astarial 196 Report post Posted December 23, 2004 *switches toilets with Eurinaes while she's not looking* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Defaultia 1 Report post Posted December 23, 2004 *puts Astarial in a package and sends her to Microsoft HQ* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astarial 196 Report post Posted December 23, 2004 *send Defaultia a crappy computer that crashes when he boots it up and then explodes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Defaultia 1 Report post Posted December 23, 2004 *sends anthrax to whatever jail cell Astarial is being held captive in* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astarial 196 Report post Posted December 23, 2004 Ah, but Astarial is not being kept in jail! When faced with the threat of having to jail 915 million Astarialns, Microsoft (and the courts) were perfectly happy to reach a settlement! *routes the Anthrax to 'Faultia's house disguised as an important senatorial issue* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ellezelles 4 Report post Posted December 23, 2004 Aangezien Astarial blijkbaar geen nederlands verstaat, uw moeder is een hoer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astarial 196 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 Netter Versuch, aber Astarial spricht Deutsch. Und ihre Mutter ist keine Prostituierte. "moeder is een hoer" was the part that gave it away. The rest was relying on a limited knowledge of German and basically guessing. Entschuldigung! *squishes Ellezelles' worms* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ellezelles 4 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 En francais astarial ne me comprendra jamais. Donc, ta guêle Astarial que tu brûles dans l'enfer pour léternité. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tse Moana 14 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 *pushes ellezelles so she joins Astarial in that well known hot place* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astarial 196 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 Ellezelles, je peux lire francais, mais je ne peux pas parler bien. *Hands Tse a glass of radioac - beer. That's right, beeeeeer...* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nooterland 1 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 * Slaps the foolish Astarial for not knowing Tse doesn't drink * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eurinaes 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 *stuffs Noot's stocking* You've been naughty So here's the Scoop You're getting nothing But Snowman Poop! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sub-Actuality 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 Does that mean snowmen consist entirely of nothing but their own excrement? *Decks Eurinaes' Halls* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eurinaes 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 (edited) *sics Dasher, Prancer and big bad Vixen on Sub-A snowman poop= Edited December 24, 2004 by Eurinaes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nooterland 1 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 * Rings Eurinaes' bell * A scoop of poop for Noot? I'll send in the troops! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astarial 196 Report post Posted December 24, 2004 *slaps Noot for rhyming too much* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tse Moana 14 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 Pushes Astairal headfirst in some very very cold snow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astarial 196 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 Throws snowballs at Tse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tse Moana 14 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 Catches snowballs, builds a snowman that then marches up to Astarial to prod her with carrots Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astarial 196 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 I don't want to know. I don't want to know... pulls off...carrot? And throws it at Tse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tse Moana 14 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 *tries to duck...* "oof!" *extracts carrot from chest and gets free from the wall. hurls the now very mangled carrot back at astarial followed by a can of peanuts.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astarial 196 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 mm, peanuts! *catches peanuts and feeds them to Tse's dog in exchange for he/she/it biting Tse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tse Moana 14 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 *ha! now you got yourself, she doesn't bite me, she's quite protective of me even growls to my parents. Sometimes my parents pretend to want to hit me or something, to see how tessa reacts and then she goes and growls at them . Pats Tessa on the head and sends an army of pesky neighbourhood kids at Astarial to throw stick m&m's at her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astarial 196 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 *lives in an area with hardly any neighbors and no children whatsoever.* *brainwashes Tessa so she thinks I am you, then act like you're threatening me* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tse Moana 14 Report post Posted December 26, 2004 "Tessa! cookie!" *T. hurries of with cookie.* *Puts Astarial in a chair and forces her to listen to mindnumbing trance music non-stop* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
